Yohan J.
2 min readFeb 21, 2024

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Dear Eiman's Mother,

I am Eiman's friend from Medium. Hear me out.

First I want to let you know your daughter asking for a kitty is no problem. Why you ask? See the reasons below Ma'am and by the time you read this list I hope you let your daughter get a kitty.

1. Natural Waste is No problem for a Kitty Cat! Did you know there is automatic cleaning litter box! It cleans all of the waste automatically and also refresh the rooms air with special particles that actually kill bacteria and make your air fresh. No I am not making this up. See for yourself here: https://www.litter-robot.com/litter-robot-4.html?utm_source=pepperjam&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=120661&utm_content=8-12667&clickId=4666593728

Yes, I know it is $700 USD but don't worry I am not asking you to buy it Eiman is more than capable to purchase this. You don't even have to lift a finger. It is truly magical!

2. Scratching post: If you are worried about the cat to scratch your furniture away well don't worry about that Ma'am cause there is something call the scratching post and if you have some of them around the house you should be good to go! If you have couple of these: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000634MH8/?tag=thesprucepets-onsite-prod-20&ascsubtag=4175291%7Cn6854c66b68984f58a6213744057d58f001%7CB000634MH8 around the house you should be good to go or maybe get something like this: https://www.chewy.com/frisco-21-in-sisal-cat-scratching/dp/167085 as long as you have couple of these around the house your furniture will be safe. Of course your daughter Eiman will be purchasing all of these didn't you know your daughter is a super start here in Medium!

3. Now my final point of the day. And this is the most important reason why you should let your daughter have a cat! Do you remember when Eiman came to this world Ma'am and you looked into her eyes and said Thank God for this child to be born into your life! I bet you do. Now imagine this you approve Eiman get a cat and your daughter is thrilled and that happiness of your child that is something you can't get easily and your daughter is here asking for your approval.

I know you Eiman's mother you must be like this dude got no life. Yes that may be true but Eiman is my friend and my friend needs help. I am here to let you know this is truly possible. So, please for all of her fans here in Medium we beg you to let her have a kitty cat! Oh, did I mention if she gets a Kitty cat your daughter can write about it in Medium and make possible thousands of dollar. So, I wish you reconsider thank you!

Best,

Yohan 🥰

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Yohan J.
Yohan J.

Written by Yohan J.

I.T. Tech Support and Hobbyist Musician! Love to share my ideas with you all! How my Mustard Seed size Hope became a Mountain of Opportunities!!!😊

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